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Wednesday, January 5th, 2005

Subject:Ok, this is the last one for today:
Time:2:32 pm.
Mood: amused.
Still laughing my butt off. Getting in trouble. Tears falling from my eyes and blinding me because I am laughing so hard. Dangerous stuff.

Palm Tree Undies In Zombie Town: The horruh...the horrrrruhhhhh.
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Subject:So your cat has Ass-breath
Time:2:23 pm.
Mood: crazy.
Got in trouble at work for laughing so hard at this one:

So Your Cat Has Ass Breath: Admitting that you have a problem is the first step.

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Subject:Advanced Conversational Feline
Time:2:16 pm.
Mood: bored.
Makes for some long reading, but for the loving cat owners out there, they are hilarious!

Advanced Conversational Feline: Want to have absolutely no effect whatsoever on the cat or cats in your immediate vicinity?

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Thursday, December 23rd, 2004

Time:1:19 pm.
Mood: cheerful.
Yippee!!
The project that I have been working on turned out great and I am so ready for Christmas morning so she can see it!!!!
Yippee!!

On to other news - fyi: When playing with the cats, remember to remove your finger from inside the cat toy before they start chewing on it, because cat fangs can go right through a finger, amazingly enough. Now my poor finger is swollen and it is rather difficult to type.
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Thursday, October 14th, 2004

Subject:I love this song
Time:2:50 pm.
Come my love I’ll tell you a tale
Of a boy and girl and their love story
And how he loved her oh so much
And all the charms she did possess
Now this did happen once upon a time
When things were not so complex
How he worshipped the ground she walked
And when he looked in her eyes he became obsessed

My love is like a storybook story
But it’s as real as the feelings I feel
My love is like a storybook story
But it’s as real as the feelings I feel
It’s as real as the feelings I feel

This love was stronger than the powers so dark
A prince could have within his keeping
His spells to weave and steal a heart
Within her breast but only sleeping

My love is like a storybook story
But it’s as real as the feelings I feel
My love is like a storybook story
But it’s as real as the feelings I feel
It’s as real as the feelings I feel

Now he said, don’t you know I love you oh so much
And lay my heart at the foot of your dress?
She said, don’t you know that these storybook loves
Always have a happy ending?
Then he swooped her up just like in the books
And on his stallion they rode away

My love is like a storybook story
But it’s as real as the feelings I feel
My love is like a storybook story
But it’s as real as the feelings I feel
It’s as real as the feelings I feel
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Wednesday, October 6th, 2004

Subject:I wish I could fly . . .
Time:8:40 pm.
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Monday, March 8th, 2004

Subject:Ain't that sweet . . .
Time:3:03 pm.
Mood: amused.

Yep, we are so cute it's disgusting!




For anyone interested, Sam and I are having a Pampered Chef party this upcoming Sunday at 3:00 pm at our place. Anyone who is interested in coming is more than welcome, just give us a call to get directions if you don't already know where we live.

If you don't know what Pampered Chef is, here is a little info about them.
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Thursday, January 22nd, 2004

Time:11:07 am.
Mood: tired.
Haven't posted in a while. Been busy at work and when I get home I crash (and someone is usually on the computer). Hope everyone is well. For those of you who wonder about the new user pic, the story will be coming shortly - let's just say that the moral of the story is 'Don't smart-mouth your mother'.
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Friday, January 2nd, 2004

Subject:Just a little poem I wrote for my sister
Time:1:03 pm.
Ode to Clorox Fumes:

Here I sit, alone and tired
Wondering if I'll get fired
From pouring Clorox on the floor,
out the windows and the door.

The odor is so very strong
I bet they smell it in Hong Kong.
The odor is still quite intense
I think I need more air flow vents.

Suddenly the day grows bleary
and I grow so very weary.
From far off I hear a shout,
"Oh my word! She' s passed out!"
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Monday, December 22nd, 2003

Time:2:41 pm.
Mood: excited.
Santa Claus rocks! I finally got one of the glider rockers and I can't wait to set it up and I can't wait to try out my foot spa. Yippee!!! I love my husband.
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Saturday, December 13th, 2003

Time:1:15 pm.
all I have left is to finish my paper and I am DONE!!!!!!!!
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Friday, December 5th, 2003

Time:11:34 am.
Mood: accomplished.


I PASSED!!!!
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Monday, December 1st, 2003

Subject:For the camping group . . .
Time:2:53 pm.
The question has been answered: Smokey the Bear is the one in charge of preventing forest fires, but yes, there is an owl also. The owl, Woodsy Owl, is in charge of pollution. So now you know :)


Smokey the Bear
"Only you can prevent forest fires"







Woodsy Owl
"Give a hoot, don't pollute"
also
Lend a Hand, Care for the Land"



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Time:12:36 pm.
Mood: blah.
This weekend rocked!! I will admit that the entire weekend centered around FIRE, but when it gets down to 30 degrees, fire is important. It ended up being 3 Drunks and a Mandy (which sounds like the name of a band), but it was a lot of fun and everyone who backed out missed a kick ass time. There were some good times happening, with a nice fire, some good Jambalaya, and some tree humping in the woods. Yes, that is right, tree humping. I'll just say that for anyone who needs a little laughter in their life, take two drunkards on a nature walk/wood gathering expedition and you will get plenty of laughs. plenty of laughs. my stomach still hurts today and that was on Saturday. Next time I must convince more girls to go with us so that it is a little more balanced, but this weekend was a lot of fun. You all missed out.
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Friday, November 21st, 2003

Time:6:19 am.
Mood: tired.
ok, here it is. It gets pretty bad towards the end, but as long as I have something to turn in tomorrow, that is ok, I have two weeks to make any corrections on it. Now I will go snuggle with my husband for a little before he has to get up and go to work.

Here is a piece of crap. Read if you want.
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Time:4:17 am.
Mood: drained.
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Time:2:01 am.
people often ask why I went into statistics. there were a number of reasons, but the main reasons were because I enjoy numbers. And why do I enjoy numbers? Because that means I am not WRITTING! Math is not english, there are no papers to write when computing the differences between a set of treatments. I especially went into statistics because it was a non-thesis program, meaning I didn't have that big paper to write before I graduated. BULLSHIT! They tricked me! all I have done since I started the program was write. Every consultation I do I write a report about. And now this! Arghhhh! And then people want to know why I am not going to do anything with my degree after I graduate. Because I've discovered that would entail . . .you guessed it - writting! So I am going to go sit in a little lab and disect bees all day long and be perfectly content because I won't be writting. So there :p
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Time:1:09 am.
I love Smarties. They are the best candy. I think next time I am at Walmart I will try to find an entire bag of Smarties. Pure Sugar. Yipee! Too bad sugar doesn't make me hyper. Or caffine. Or much of anything. I shall have to stay awake on pure willpower. It amazes me that when I go to bed and want to fall asleep I lay awake for hours and hours, and sometimes don't sleep at all, but when I need to stay awake to do something I am so incredibly tired. Ugh. So I will sit here and pound my head against the monitor and listen to Sam snore while I try to write something that sounds somewhat educated. After I am done I will post my beautiful paper for all to read. Because it will be the best paper on alligator survival in the world (never mind that the results were crap and none of the models actually worked.) That's ok, at least it got done and now we know that alligators don't work well to model so don't anyone go into alligator research.
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Tuesday, November 18th, 2003

Time:8:14 pm.
Mood: hopeful.
just three more weeks!!!!
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Time:1:09 pm.
Mood: hungry.


You represent... hope.
You represent... hope.
You're quite a daydreamer and can be a hopelessromantic.
You enjoy being creative and don't mind being alone at times.
You have goals, and know what you want in life...
even if they are a little far fetched.


Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
I sulute you! You are a true blue wacko.


#6 Kiriyama
"Why!?!...STOP..STOP!!"
- #3 Kenai


I am quite tired of working on my work. Just three more weeks until I am done FOREVER!!!
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